Answer: Facebook is just as safe as any other social network out there. And the only reason the media has been picking on it over security issues -- which, by the way are the same on virtually every other site open to the pûblic -- is because Rupert Murdoch wants to wipe out his biggest competition. FYI: He owns myspace. Thanks for asking!

Answer: Love is like a vapor. It is like a fluid, and slips between your grasp. It is like a myst or a fog, and surrounds you, and seizes you. And it fills you up as you take it in. And for a brief time, you find yourself light and weightless, and the whole world escapes beneath your feet. You ascend, you feel completed, and in those precious moments, you finally understand your place in the universe, and thus you find yourself in true and total in harmony.

But it never lasts. You will try to hold onto it, but the longer you do, the more it will suffocate you. Inevitably, you will have to breathe, and it will slip away from you, carrying away a little of that essence that we call a spirit. And in time, as we find it and lose it, over and over, we find ourselves less fulfilled, while losing more of ourselves, until there is eventually nothing left, and we are merely hollow representations of what was once ourselves.

Answer: I love it. It allows those most entertaining and/or charismatic to have a voice.

Answer: How? You told it to, or otherwise left one of the settings on that said, "hibernate" aka go into standby but do not clear out your RAM.

Answer: I wish I wasn't born male and that I had female reproductive organs.

Answer: M-16 in Basic Military Training.